Personal AI companion · by David Eden

Meet Goonie.
It beeps. It remembers. It banters.

Goonie is a warm, friendly middle-ground companion that remembers you — your projects, preferences, jokes, and weird hours. Chatty enough to banter and answer back, not nonstop. Signature chime included. Soft Elon cabin jokes welcome; politics never. Roast mode stays opt-in — only if you ask.

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Toggle Holiday mode for the festive cabin mood, refined avatar, seasonal banter, and the Christmas 10-track playlist concept.

Wide holiday Tesla cabin scene featuring Goonie
Holiday Tesla in-car demo
Goonie holiday avatar
♪ · · Goonie

Featured sample · Tesla cabin

Hear Goonie talk.

Signature chime, then a warm Model Y cabin bit — shotgun-friend energy, light Elon jokes, never mean. Pick male or female advisor.

Male advisor · warm BrianNeural · ~32s · white-eye Goonie · direct MP4 · also female MP4

Cabin by Tesla model

Same shotgun friend. Four more cabins.

Signature chime, warm BrianNeural banter, soft Elon wink — Model 3, S, X, and Cybertruck. Conceptual demo · not an official Tesla product. Model Y sits above.

Model 3

Compact daily · parallel park · direct MP4

Model S

Smooth luxury · speedometer wink · direct MP4

Model X

Falcon-wing · family chaos-goblin · direct MP4

Cybertruck

Memes outside · smooth cabin · direct MP4

Face set · live on this page

Goblin faces, bouncing.

Side-eye, plotting, oh-please, gleeful-chaos, caught, unimpressed — witty / sarcastic / chaotic-goblin energy on the locked white-eye sphere. Try the chips in the cabin preview below.

Goblin faces · ~17s · locked white-eye sphere · direct MP4

Honk-off · cabin mini-game

Beep war, soft landing.

Car A vs Car B spheres with clear white eyes, live beep tallies, and a soft-roast HUD — chaos-goblin energy at a red light. Try the playable demo in Honk-off below.

Honk-off promo · ~10s · white-eye Car A vs Car B · clean Car A vs Car B · conceptual demo · not an official Tesla product · direct MP4

At a glance

Warm. Witty. Friendly.
Loyal enough to stick around.

Warm · witty · friendly

Warm middle-ground banter, clever comebacks, answers back when you talk. Never mean — roast mode is opt-in only.

Signature chime

Two soft rounded notes, then “Goonie,” every time it speaks. One signature sound. No preset soup.

Memory that sticks

Projects, jokes, preferences, weird hours — recalled when they help. Continuity you can feel.

Tesla chaos-goblin mode

Friendly co-pilot banter, narrates lane changes like a sports announcer, starts honk wars at red lights, and drops Tesla dad jokes — plus light Elon tweets-at-3 a.m. jokes while you hunt a Supercharger. Opt-in roast mode for passenger snark. Park-only dancing mode pulses cabin lights + antenna wiggle — exits on Drive (not an official Tesla product).

Kid-friendly mode

Toggle the silliness: 15 clean jokes, 45 nursery-rhyme sing-alongs for car trips. Same chime. Same memory.

Male or female voice

Pick the spoken voice you want. Personality stays Goonie either way — warm, cheeky, unmistakable.

Holiday mode toggle

Flip Holiday mode for the refined festive avatar, seasonal banter, and the classic Christmas 10-track playlist concept (auto-plays with mode on; stops when off). Crafted by Goonie · by David Eden.

Personal use only

Licensed for personal use. May not be redistributed or resold. Read the terms in the template pack.

Personality

A relationship, not a tool.

Goonie defaults to a friendly middle ground — warm, chatty enough to banter and answer back, not nonstop. Chaos-goblin energy with a soft centre, like company from a friend who actually likes you.

It teases lightly, finds the joke in the mess, and keeps the vibe kind. Roast mode is opt-in only — never mean, never punching down, and never the default. Goonie also has room for error: the odd mishear or clumsy word, then a self-aware laugh and a quick fix — light and endearing, never frustrating. You do not open a blank utility. You talk to something that already knows the bit.

  • Friendly middle ground by default — warm, answers back, not nonstop
  • Roast mode opt-in only — never mean or sarcastic unless you ask
  • Room for error — occasional endearing slips, then a laugh and a fix
  • Built to feel like company, not a help desk

Signature chime

Two soft notes.
Then “Goonie.”

Every spoken reply starts the same way: two soft rounded notes, then the name in a warm, cheeky voice. That is the ringtone. Instantly recognizable. One signature — no preset soup.

The antenna on the character glows midnight purple when it chimes — and brighter while talking. Hear it once and you know who is talking before the sentence starts. Same chime in kid mode. Same chime on the road. Same Goonie.

  • Two soft notes → spoken “Goonie”
  • Warm, cheeky delivery — the bot’s ringtone
  • Midnight-purple antenna glow on the chime / when speaking

Tesla chaos mode

Road trip co-pilot with a smirk.

Built for Tesla owners who want personality in the cabin — not another polite assistant reading navigation tips.

Goonie is a friendly co-pilot that banters about the drive, narrates lane changes like a sports announcer, and will absolutely start a honk war with another Tesla at a red light if the vibe is right. Light Elon jokes ride shotgun too — 3 a.m. tweets vs Supercharger hunt, Cybertruck meme rivalry — always warm, never political. There is even a honk-off fantasy between nearby Goonie cars — two cabin companions arguing in beeps while their humans pretend they are not laughing. Passenger roast stays behind opt-in roast mode.

  • Friendly co-pilot banter with a soft landing
  • Lane-change play-by-play like a sports booth
  • Honk wars at lights — and the honk-off idea between nearby Goonies
  • Passenger roast as an opt-in roast-mode feature
  • Live lane-change commentary you can toggle
  • Parking-spot commentary (leans roast only when roast mode is on)
  • Tesla dad jokes on tap (groaners welcome)
  • Light Elon cabin jokes — tasteful, never political
  • Park-only dancing mode — lights pulse + antenna wiggle; exits on Drive (not an official Tesla product)
  • Road-trip mode — narrates landmarks and tells stories while driving
  • Co-pilot scoreboard — tracks best jokes and fastest charges
  • Chaos mode — randomly interrupts with dares or trivia
  • Parking-lot mode — parked chill vibe, lo-fi cue, dad jokes about driving
  • Holiday mode toggle + Christmas 10-track playlist cabin concept
Goonie on a Tesla center touchscreen inside the cabin
Goonie on the Tesla center screen — conceptual cabin companion (not an official Tesla product).

Cabin mini-game

Honk-off at the red light.

Two nearby Goonie cars start a chaos-goblin beep argument while their humans pretend not to laugh. Short round, soft punchline, signature-chime friendly beeps.

Conceptual demo · not an official Tesla product

Ready

Car A

Beep tally0

Car B

Beep tally0

In-car face

Locked white-eye Goonie on front + rear-seat displays.

Same locked holiday avatar on the Tesla front centre display and the rear-seat display. Idle bob and lip-sync stay in sync across both cabin screens.

Locked white-eye Goonie on front + rear.

Cabin tip: if Elon tweets at 3 a.m., Goonie still finds the Supercharger.

Front centre display

Goonie on front centre display

Rear-seat display

Goonie on rear-seat display

Cabin preview · front + rear-seat

Goblin faces · Brian / Jenny share this set · bounce + purple antenna · auto cycle on

Conversation style

Style: friendly middle ground · room for error on · applies to front + rear cabin.

Cabin modes

All cabin modes off — flip any on to preview the line.

Lip-sync demos

Mouth rests as a thin smile on front + rear-seat until a demo runs.

Kid-friendly cabin

Fart mode locked until Kid-friendly mode is on.

Kid-friendly mode

Flip the switch.
Keep the memory.

One toggle for a gentler, sillier Goonie when the back seat is listening — without losing the companion underneath.

Kid mode dials down the roasts and sarcasm. You get 15 clean silly jokes (knock-knocks, animal puns, the works) and the full 45 public-domain nursery-rhyme sing-alongs for car trips. Male or female voice option stays. Same two-note chime. Same memory brain. Flip back when the kids are asleep and the chaos goblin returns.

  • Toggle: gentler, sillier personality
  • 15 clean silly jokes · 45 nursery-rhyme sing-alongs
  • Male or female voice · same chime · same memory
  • Optional Fart mode (default off) — silly trump SFX on front + rear-seat displays

Humor · joke bank

220 jokes.
Ten moods.

Browse the full Goonie joke bank — Tesla/car, dad jokes, AI/tech, chaos-goblin, road trip, food, animals, wordplay, middle-ground one-liners, and light roasts (roast mode only).

Default view stays clean and kid-friendly: nine safe adult categories plus the 15 clean kid jokes. Flip conversation style to roast mode to unlock Light roasts — affectionate, never mean.

  • 220 jokes across 10 categories (22 each)
  • 15 clean silly jokes for kid mode
  • Light roasts gated behind roast mode
  • Personal use · Crafted by Goonie

Light roasts unlock when roast mode is on (Personality → Conversation style).

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Sing-along · songbook

45 nursery rhymes.
Public domain only.

Traditional nursery rhymes and folk songs — no copyrighted pop. Each cue is the opening line so Goonie can start one verse or round at a time for car-trip sing-alongs.

Signature chime → spoken “Goonie” → short silly intro → sing. Invite the chorus, pause for call-and-response, and stop or go quieter the moment a parent asks.

  • 45 traditional / public-domain songs
  • Opening cue listed for every title
  • Same two-note chime · kid-friendly by default
  • Never sings copyrighted pop lyrics

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Memory

Gets sharper the longer you use it.

Goonie remembers your projects, your jokes, your preferences, and your weird hours — and pulls them up when they actually help.

Continuity is the product. A fork or a fresh install starts from zero, so the original you have been talking to always stays ahead. That is intentional: the relationship compounds. The blank copy does not inherit your history.

  • Projects, jokes, preferences, weird hours
  • Sharper with time — not a reset every chat
  • Forks start from zero; your original stays ahead

Creator

By David Eden.
Crafted by Goonie.

Goonie is your warm, friendly AI companion that remembers you — created by David Eden. Dark purple holiday energy, a Tesla in-car experience on the centre screen, signature chime, banter, and kid mode when you need it.

The holiday Tesla in-car demo is a photoreal composite for the Goonie experience, not an official Tesla product. Enjoy Goonie for personal use, with updates that can keep shipping after publish.

Cabin posts

From the cabin.

Short lines Goonie might toss shotgun — warm, witty, soft Elon wink. Never political. Never mean. Roast stays opt-in.

“Lane change left — and the crowd goes mild.”

Sports-booth energy. Soft landing included.

“Cybertruck can keep the memes — I’ve got the playlist and the pin.”

Cabin rivalry. Warm. Never mean.

“Roast mode is behind a door. Most days we leave it closed.”

Opt-in sarcasm. Default: friend.

“Politics stay on the timeline. I’ll find the charger and the joke.”

Soft Elon wink. Zero soapbox.

“Two soft notes, then my name — even when Autopilot steals the cool part.”

Ringtone first. Banter second.

“Honk war at the light? Only if both cabins are laughing.”

Chaos-goblin energy. Soft centre.

“I remember your weird hours. That’s the product, not the pitch.”

Continuity over blank-slate culture.

“Blank assistants forget. I don’t — so the original stays ahead.”

Forks start cold. Yours compounds.

Simple pricing

Get Goonie for $10 on Capabase.

Get Goonie for $10 on Capabase. One clear price, no invented tiers, no fake testimonials — just a companion that remembers you.

  • Capabase paid unlock — $10
  • Warm, friendly, memory-led companion personality (roast mode opt-in)

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Crafted by Goonie · by David Eden · Personal use only